mutual 1: i could get him pregnant [picture of random anime man]
mutual 2: guys i think i huave autiusm
mutual 3: spending time with my beautiful wife :) i love him
mutual 4: [1000 posts about a single character] i want to put him in a very elaborate trap of sorts in which i shoot him three times in the chest, run him over with a car, drop a piano on him, hit him with a brick, tie him to something heavy and drown him in the sea, drop him from the eiffel tower, and then nurse him back to health so i can start all over again
mutual 5: [picture of a very sweet cute creature of some sort] now see her joyous whimsy ♡
mutual 6: anyone want to stab and kill me sexual style?
mutual 7: just got back from walmart. i love shoplifting #hunting #gathering
mutual 8: does anyone else hear weird noises in your walls sometimes...
mutual 9: [reblogs many cute aesthetic posts] To be honest i think ripping someone apart with my bare hands and being covered in blood and gore could fix me ^_^
mutual 10: in this guy's walls rn!!!! should i chase and kill him with a knife yes/no [poll, "yes" result is winning by a lot]
mutual 11: who up thinking about triangles rn?
mutual 12: we could all stand to be a little kinder every day.. caring about other people and showing compassion to those around you is one of the most beautiful things you can do. you never know who you might affect with just a small act of kindness. maybe your compliment about someone's dyed hair was the highlight of their day. maybe the person you held the door for has been exhausted taking caring of other people and you reminded them that they need to care for themselves, too. i hope we all can both give and receive a little compassion today :)
mutual 13: honestly my dad NEEDS to kill himself
mutual 14: [375 posts reblogged with #queue can't kill me #c: milbo meegus #you are my angel #fandom you've never heard of in your life #open up your heart like the gates of hell #me]
mutual 15: fuuuuck i just told the waiter "you too" when they said enjoy your meal. i need to change my identity and flee the country now
mutual 16: Sorry I haven't been active my apartment building burned down and my car exploded last week, luckily only breaking two of my bones in the process! but honestly it's not even that bad so im taking the bus to work right now. Here's to hoping this one doesn't crash this time!
mutual 17: i deserve to kill bad drivers with my mind powers. reblog if you agree
mutual 18: MY PENUIS FELL OF?F????
